Sweet Bluetooth Graphire Tablet, Bad Portraits


My Graphire Bluetooth tablet arrived last week as a bundled treat with some Adobe software I needed. Why do I need a tablet, especially as my days as a graphic designer are a distant memory?

I don’t…at least not now. But somewhere on the long tail my um, unique, style of portraiture (above) will come into vogue and I’ll score it big. Yup, there’s an unrecognized niche of people just waiting to be drawn with big cheeks, bulging eyes, and open mouths. Google, bring them to me.

Aside: MattyB is happily doing portraits of scared, bug-eyed bison on rockets. Good thing the long tail is long enough for both of us.