I found myself waiting. A CD quietly burned in the combo-drive, a computer slowly reboot after a system update, and a large file was drifting across the ether[net] between my laptop and sever. Clearly this was the time to surf over to ilovebacon.com and waste some time.
I was in luck right away. Ask Snoop isn’t quite as funny as old unix jive, but it’s good for some quick laughs.
On the other hand, I’m not sure what to think of A Vagina for Christmas.